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[May. 3rd, 2008|11:32 pm] |
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[Apr. 21st, 2008|01:31 am] |
Poll #1174570
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: AllHow do you like your showers?
I ask because I have been without hot water for a couple days and cold showers are torturous. Even in the summer, after working outside all day I still take a hot shower. |
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| OBNOXIOUSNESS IS OBNOXIOUS |
[Mar. 21st, 2008|10:27 am] |
I am going to be copy pasting this all over the place.
My horrible HTML skills, let me show you them
SPAWN MOAR OVERLORDS
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| OMG ;___; |
[Sep. 2nd, 2007|12:23 am] |
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Command&Conquer, why do you keep aborting before I finish downloading your free ass? |
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| Harro! |
[Jun. 13th, 2007|12:23 am] |
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[Apr. 26th, 2007|01:51 am] |
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Oh god a spider just crawled all over my bed ;_; |
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| Let me tell you internet |
[Mar. 22nd, 2007|11:49 pm] |
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I am sick. I cannot even sit in front of the computer without getting nauseous and wanting to turn my stomach inside out, like some frog. I will be gone. |
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| The Clam Princess |
[Mar. 14th, 2007|05:58 pm] |
Ureter was walking through a vivacious meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around her head when she spied a pink little clam lying under a tree.
Ureter skipped over to see the dear thing and was clammy to find that she was hurt! A taco had pierced her loud little cunt and she whimpered verily with the pain.
"My bright little friend," Ureter said. "Let me help you!" She took out her Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the taco, as briskly as she could. The clam cried out and Ureter's heart ached, like a wonderful unicorn that sings of their love to all who are asleep and kisses babies. "You'll be all right," Ureter whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Fallopian and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Fallopian up in her arms, Ureter carried her home and made a bed for her beside her own. For seven days and seven nights, Ureter nursed Fallopian, cleaning her cunt and feeding her Taco-brand clam chow.
On the eighth night, Fallopian climbed into bed with Ureter. She burrowed under the covers and loudly fisted Ureter's cunt. It made Ureter giggle and she cuddled close to Fallopian, stroking her cunt and singing truly to her.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Ureter hurried home so she could curl up with Fallopian. It gave her a droll feeling whenever Fallopian fisted her cunt.
Then one night, Fallopian looked up at Ureter and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a hairy princess."
Ureter screamed vigorously, she was so surprised. How could a clam talk? She must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Fallopian said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Ureter said and kissed Fallopian on her cunt. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a hairy princess! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Princess Fallopian," she said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Ureter said.
"See?" Fallopian said and showed Ureter the scar from the taco on her cunt. Then she kissed Ureter and they tumbled on a beaver and did a lot of very fishy things, some of them involving a smelly taco.
"I love you," Fallopian said when they were done. Ureter clasped her close and they lived together happily ever after on all the princess treasure Fallopian had stashed away.
And if Fallopian didn't know about Ureter's visits to the clam sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt her.
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